Heh! This is the third novel I'm working on featuring Devlin, the alcoholic vampire. This time Devlin must stop an insidious alien plot to take over the world by taking over the world's golf courses. Will business grind to halt? Will the dead be reanimated to decimate the living? Will the earth be turned into a giant golf resort? Will humans be bred for greenskeepers? Will all this adversely affect Devlin's liquor supply? Because, Devlin without liquor versus a galaxy of aliens is even money.

I got bored, so I played around. May expand on this a bit later. View table of contents... with apologies to Robert E. Howard

More of my biting political commentary!

In this, the second book in a series, which is a spin-off of a trilogy, Devlin, the alcoholic vampire, goes head-to-head with the Devil in a no-holds-barred steel cage match. The outcome could not only cost him the soul he never knew he had, but allow the unfolding of the Apocalypse as outlined in Revelations. If that's not enough, he's also being hounded by the IRS, and the woman he loves—but avoids, has tired of chasing him, and started on-line dating through EMatchHarmony.com. Will he lose his soul? His girlfriend? His liquor license? Will the world be hurled into the final phase of the Biblically prophesied Armageddon?

I love Lewis carroll's Jabberwock... "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" I had no choice, my MAC locked up while building a website and I wrote this during reboot.

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT A 63,000 word science fiction novel. The indolent life of a wealthy, cynical, wisecracking talk radio host is invaded by a huge, garrulous interloper who claims to have invented an amazing device. Together they start a company based on his invention. When this technology becomes public, everyone wants it and are willing to do anything to get it.

A stand up comic, an australian bodyguard, asian hookers, ninjas,a bevy of nude women, the CIA, the NSA, the PRC, four scientists, a kazoo, a battered bullhorn, the Amazon, Jesus—the Action Figure, various vermin and a hidden spaceship. Zane is an experienced comic who's sometimes funny, sometimes not; determination to make others laugh keeps him at it. When he is approached to host a Reality TV show called Saucer Hunt, things get out of hand.

It's been said that... "he writes like Hunter S. Thompson on Coke Crusted Communion Wafers...