Virginity is a sock in the dryer,
once you lose it, it's gone.
Sex is like a roller coaster,
once you start, you better hold on.
You should wait until you find the one,
Sex is better when you're in love.
Sex is full of passion,
but you should still wear a glove.
In a relationship I like to wait,
it shows respect to the girl,
it's better when she wants to mate.
So be like me and give it a whirl.
Having sex is a big deal,
You really shouldn't do it young,
Because with wacky hormones you don't know what you feel.
But that song has been sung.
But if you think you were struck my Cupid,
and you want to me wild,
have sex unprotected,
I'm not the one who might have a child.