These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Hillary, Obama, McCain and Giuliani
Hundreds of millions spent trying to con me
Green paper bundles with visible strings
These are a few more unsavory things

Dream colored promise and crisp terse denials
Good preparation for criminal trials
Using religion for halo & wings
These are a few more unsavory things

Girls in chaste dresses with blue satin sashes
Denying affairs on TV for the masses
Silver white lawyers whose jaws are on springs
These are a few more unsavory things

Every four years it erupts like a chancre
Rich assholes spouting political rancor
Reducing elections to simplistic zings
These are a few more unsavory things 

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debby   debby wrote
on 3/27/2008 11:01:24 PM
You mad me laugh! Thank you

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There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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It's election season and I'm bored. (sung to the tune of ‘These are a few of my favorite things) P.S. with apologies to Sound of Music.
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