Ping Pong Equals Pain
Misbehaving children,
Acting completely
wild.
Will quickly
learn the lesson,
That ping
pong equals pain.
When they start
acting up,
The ping
pong paddle comes out;
But instead
of a ping pong ball,
The paddle
swats a misbehaving butt.
For the
child that considers
Acting up
and testing parental waters,
Never ever
forget for a moment,
That ping
pong equals pain.