Two people meet at a cuisine fashion restaurant; the waiter arrives with the menus.

(Maria and Adam sits)

Maria: (looking at the menu) Do you know what you want Adam.

Adam: (looking) hmmm… I think the Callerina soup sounds good.

Maria:  Uhhh Adam dear do you really want to order that soup?

Adam: Why not?

Maria:  Don’t you remember?

Adam: Remember what?

Maria: Well last time we stayed at a hotel resort you insist on eating the surprise soup.

Adam:  yea I remember that.

Maria:  Shortly after you ordered the soup it had a nasty surprise for your stomach. Which give you diarrhea for 3 days.

Adam: Oh yea I remember that. I’ll be careful next time. So what are you ordering dear?

Maria: ummm, maybe a salad. No wait!  Yes salads well do.

Adam: “A salad”, We came all the way to this nice restaurant in town and you ordered a salad. Come on Maria don’t do this to me.

Maria: I don’t  know why Adam you get so worked up on me ordering a salad. A girl has to watch her weight.

Adam:  Please Maria you always do this.

Maria: I don’t know what your talking about.

Adam: Every time we go out to eat you order a side meal so you can eat off my plate. For once I wish I could enjoy  eating my food without sharing.

Maria: Well I can’t help it? The food looks so delicious!

Adam: Then order something delicious. Where eating out you know.

Maria: Yea but I don’t want to eat like a pig.

Adam:  Maria you’re the loveliest person in the world. How can you say such a thing like that.

Maria: Really thanks! Ok I I guess I could order something else.

Adam: Good……

In comes the waiter….

Waiter: Are you ready to order?