Camping with friends can be lots of fun
When at the beach, basting in the sun
Floating down the river in a canoe
Trying your best to not lose a shoe
Sitting around the campfire late at night
And hoping like hell no one will fight
When late at night and were all having fun
Up jumps Will, pulling a gun
Passing apple puckers to each and every one
Making sure to give the last shot to John
When finally settling down for the night
Who but Steve comes over to fight
The first person he goes to is Wayne
Fighting and fighting, driving us all insane
When Carole was taking pictures instead of reading a book
Who did she see but “Pam the cook”
Playing in the fire is what Tyler likes to do
Even after being warned of what fire does to you
While Delwood is making a stick with his name
Everyone else is playing a game
Bryan doing shots of Tequila with the worm
Finally passing out to no one’s concern
While teasing Kathy about being a Mennonite
I’m ending this story and saying Good Night.