Camping with friends can be lots of fun

When at the beach, basting in the sun

Floating down the river in a canoe

Trying your best to not lose a shoe

                 Sitting around the campfire late at night

And hoping like hell no one will fight

When late at night and were all having fun

Up jumps Will, pulling a gun

Passing apple puckers to each and every one

Making sure to give the last shot to John

When finally settling down for the night

Who but Steve comes over to fight

The first person he goes to is Wayne

Fighting and fighting, driving us all insane

When Carole was taking pictures instead of reading a book

Who did she see but “Pam the cook”

Playing in the fire is what Tyler likes to do

Even after being warned of what fire does to you

While Delwood is making a stick with his name

Everyone else is playing a game

Bryan doing shots of Tequila with the worm

Finally passing out to no one’s concern

While teasing Kathy about being a Mennonite

I’m ending this story and saying Good Night.