Fannie
Fannie was fat and it made her grieve.
The People all teased her so she planned to leave.
A real fine way to tell The People goodbye,
was to add a deadly spice to the water supply.
The People in town started dropping like flies.
Only Fannie survived, but that's no surprise.
She packed her bags for a town where The People were nice.
And if they teased her there, she had plenty of spice.
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I wasn't there. I didn't do it. It's not mine.
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