Ex-boyfriends
To all the guys I ever dated
now deservingly most are hated
Let me give you some helpful advice
Here are some things you didn't do right
Read slowly because you were never that bright
Why was there always pee on the bathroom floor
toliet not big enough? Next time aim for the door
You always thought you were so cool
Cant convince me Ive seen you drool
and with your friends you act like a tool
Lets talk about everytime we went out
You believed alcohol made me deaf and you had to shout
I dont know why it took you so long to primp and groom
By the time you were finished I expected an Orlando Bloom
And then you would leave your stuff all over the room
I never wanted to pick up after you and be your maid
You owe me money for all the cleaning I did and I want to get paid
Quit.
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