ARE YOU BORED?

Are you bored?

By: WAN

 

If you’re a serious type

You need to put some fun in your life

Please look at your self in a mirror

And roar

Can you see your image?

It will pull down your age

Get a candle and hold it between your palms

Turn off the lights in your room and lamps

And make your eyes big as you can

And smile naughtily, is it fun?

 

If you are a quiet person and want to pamper yourself

Find a romantic CD from your shelf

Put it inside your DVD player

Turn it on and put the volume lower

Be ready for a bath; fill your tub with water

Turn off your lights and forget your problems if you want just            remember it later

And lit some candle, soak your body inside the tub

Close your eyes and listen to the music, does it remove the throb?

 

If you are lonesome and grumpy

It’s time for you to be happy

Is it the kind of life that making you worry?

And making your face so sad and ugly?

Hey Man! I’m telling you, you’re corny!

Forget your problems and taste some honey

Find another wife that will make you horny

And you will see, it will make you funky

It will remove your wrinkles

And will make you twinkle

 

If you want to imagine

A color like a tangerine

Or a fantasy like you saw from your screen

Just imagine Batman and Robin

They are old now I guess

And they can’t even climb some trees

Just imagine their crooked legs

Their wrinkled face

As they forget their names

As they smile without their teeth

    And ask each other, “Hey man, who are you?

 

-I hope it made you laugh- “have a good day!”


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