Chuck Norris Facts-Volume 4: Up-Chuck!
1. When Chuck Norris laughs, milk comes out of YOUR nose!
2. (SINGING) If there's something strange...in your neighborhood..who ya gonna call? CHUCK NORRIS!
3. Chuck Norris can punch with his feet and kick with his hands.
4. Magicians perform tricks. Chuck Norris performs miracles.
5. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
6. Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
7. Chuck Norris once said "..........." When Ghandi heard it, he was so moved that he cried.
8. If you build it, he will come-he is Chuck Norris and you DON'T want to build it!
9. Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
10. Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ouch".
11. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
12. Chuck Norris can only punch you in the face once, because the second time you won't have a face.

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