The Night Before All Hallows
Twas the night before All Hallows and all through the house
the only creatures that was stirring was a zombie and woman dressed as a mouse
The ghosts and ghouls where hung with care
No one knew the Great Pumpkin would soon be there.
The Children were all out trick or treating with their friends.
With eggs and toilet paper stuffed in their bags
The woman had just greeted a ghost, a vampire and an monk.
While the Great Pumpkin broke in the back.
When out of the den came a loud clatter.
The woman went to see what was the matter.
In the den she beheld the zombie torn in two
And the Great Pumpkin would soon kill her too.
She looked on the scan with horror
While the Pumpkin preceded to devour.
The woman screamed and attempted to flee
The Great Pumpkin then strangled her with its vines
From the door came a knock.
The door slowly crept open
then came a vine impaling a Power Ranger.
A princes and a slutty nurse screamed.
The vines pulled the Nurse and Princes in
The Great Pumpkin bit the Nurse in half
The Princes screamed in horror
Knowing she would be devoured next
Now many of you will say
“this does not rime and its too short”
To that I say
“I don’t give a shit”
I will leave you with this warning
Beware on this All Hallows Eve
For the Great Pumpkin is coming
Coming for you!
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