I HATE FLIP-FLOPS!!!

 

I HATE FLIP-FLOPS!!!

It seems like every woman I meet has flip-flops on her feet,
In the summer heat or the winter cold they have to show their yaba daba doo toes!


As I walk the streets all I see are ugly, gnarly and knotted feet,
Look over there I bet she doesn't know anything about foot care!


I know you've seen those funky monkey feet with big long crooked toes,
As I walk the street I saw a girl that had webbed feet and nibblet toes!


Just think about it girl no one wants to see your nasty sidewalk floppers,
Look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks they look worse than buggers!


Everywhere I go women are displaying their monster feet and yellow toes,
Remember girl if you’re wearing flip flops you need to have all your toes!


I know you've seen those feet that look like an upside down hand,
Flip-flops are left best for the beach with your toes buried in the sand.


And what about her monkey feet and there's another with six toes,
Oh no she has wildebeest feet with those nasty ugly toes!


And if your feet smell like limburger cheese - you need to stay away from me!
Oh, I yearn to meet a woman without flip flops on her feet!

BECAUSE I HATE FLIP-FLOP




Comments:
 
Tiny   Tiny wrote
on 7/21/2008 9:12:52 PM
Great fun. It cheered me up. I am one of those that do not like flip flops for myself, but find myself making fun at the people who thinks it funny to have thick craters as heal backs.

RaymondSpringer   RaymondSpringer wrote
on 6/27/2008 11:22:26 PM
Hilarious! I agree. I don't even like the term flip flop.

BlueIris   BlueIris wrote
on 6/17/2008 3:43:35 PM
I must admit its funny, but even Cinderella wore glass slippers, which showed her feet.

auba   auba wrote
on 5/26/2008 3:23:15 PM
this was hilarious -what a feat, to take on feet in such a poetic and rhythmical manner. lots of talent here, comedic and otherwise. though i have to admit, i've never seen any of the nasty flip flopped feet. Mine are pretty nice, but reserved for the beach, not the office, at church,funerals, the opera, or anything like that.

StarPoet   StarPoet wrote
on 5/19/2008 12:13:52 AM
Funny yet true in some ways. Some feet are cool and then some feet look like....welll.... you know.

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Why do girls with ugly feet insist on wearing flip flops?
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