Your Return Has Been Selected for Audit

Your Return Has Been Selected for Audit

 

By Elton Camp



The government letter that Joe read

Every taxpayers so much does dread



“Your return, for audit, has been picked.”

Joe is certain that, by the IRS, he’s licked



Tax advice he accepted from his brother

But wishes he’d listened to some other



“There’s no way you will get caught.

Just the way I file is what you ought.”



The thousands Joe said he gave his church

He fears the lie has left him in the lurch



The 1985 model car to charity he gave away

Was worth ten thousand, he did unwisely say



Claiming that he supplied a client a $200 dinner

To the IRS has made him look just like a sinner



The home office deduction he decided to claim

Is another fraud that the IRS will be able to name



Joe began to loudly scream and fearfully wail

And wondered if he would spend time in jail




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Synopsis
Joe got the dreaded notice from the IRS.
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