Wilbur Gets WiFi Free

By Elton Camp

Because the opportunity he seizes,

Wilbur gets online anytime he pleases

And this isn’t at some obliging store

Directly into his house it does pour

All he needs to do is simply log on

No more need for modem and phone

And the best thing that Wilbur can see

Is that he gets Internet connection free

A friend said, “You shouldn’t do that.

To steal a neighbor’s signal you’re a rat.”

Wilbur look at him with an angry glare

“I’m not stealing for it is simply there.”

“If he lets his WiFi signal trespass,

I have a right to it for his lack of class.”

“If he’ll keep it outside my door,

Then I won’t use it anymore.”