Wilbur Gets WiFi Free
Wilbur Gets WiFi Free
By Elton Camp
Because the opportunity he seizes,
Wilbur gets online anytime he pleases
And this isn’t at some obliging store
Directly into his house it does pour
All he needs to do is simply log on
No more need for modem and phone
And the best thing that Wilbur can see
Is that he gets Internet connection free
A friend said, “You shouldn’t do that.
To steal a neighbor’s signal you’re a rat.”
Wilbur look at him with an angry glare
“I’m not stealing for it is simply there.”
“If he lets his WiFi signal trespass,
I have a right to it for his lack of class.”
“If he’ll keep it outside my door,
Then I won’t use it anymore.”