When She Says Guess My Age

 

Guess My Age

 

By Elton Camp

 

If it’s a woman who asks, there’s no way to win

So I don’t plan to get caught by this one again

 

If she is really forty but fifty is the guess I told

She is outraged because I think she looks old

 

If an age younger than hers I happen to name

She will certainly be offended just the same

 

Her reaction will be, I am unquestionably sure

“It seems that you think I look very immature!”

 

Daring to guess a woman’s age is a bear trap

Avoid getting caught - don’t open your yap

 

It’s like attempting a live bomb to defuse

Cut the blue, red or green wire - you choose

 


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