Rule Number One at McDonald's

Rule Number One at McDonald’s

 

By Elton Camp

 

To use the drive-through I prefer

But hate the incidents that occur

 

“Would you repeat your order, please.”

So often I have heard words like these

 

“Order when ready,” the worker said

Nevertheless, no sound entered his head

 

Did his hearing aids go down

Just at the time I came around?

 

Or would it be uncouth to mention

He was just wasn’t paying attention?

 

Then sometimes, on the other hand

A worker’s accent is hard to understand

 

Is that actually English he’s speaking

Or an interpreter should I be seeking?

 

Rule #1:  “The employee who is hard-of-hearing or has the

thickest accent must work the drive-thru at all times.”


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This rule governs which employee must work the drive-thru
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