O Canada

 

O Canada

 

By Elton Camp

 

Oh Canada, what a neighbor you are

With cold and snow fronts so bizarre

 

If only, at the border, we could build a wall

So keep them out, but it’d have to be too tall

 

Besides, we’d never want to cause offense

You sent us Michael J. Fox--what a prince!

 

Alex Trebek brings us Jeopardy! too

Without him, what would we do?

 

Then, you’ve got a fine old queen we heard

Who beats the heck out of George the Third

 

We provide strange folks to amuse

Thus, your clunkers we can’t refuse

 

An odious, teenage idol to irritate

It looks like jail will become his fate

 

Plus some, who in Canada remain

Give us a chuckle mixed with disdain

 

We’ve had mayors just as weird as he

But he hangs it out for everyone to see

 

Talented, Ford and Bieber may not be

But they provide us delightful comedy

 

Thus, hail to the northern neighbor so vast

We love your people, not your Arctic blast

 


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We love your people, but not your weather fronts
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