No Boxed Gifts

No Boxed Gifts

 

By Elton Camp



Anytime some wedding is in the offing,

Up with a gift you better be coughing

To say a gift’s expected is terribly crass

It shows the person inviting is low class



But apparently there is just no end to gall

For brides trying to get the preferred haul

At times, down at the bottom of the RSVP,

“No boxed gifts” is put there for you to see



What this actually means is clear enough

We want cash and not some crummy stuff

But when an invitation for this does call,

I intend to take it to mean, “No gift at all”

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This isn't "humor," but describes what some are currently doing.
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