Meg’s Last Florida Vacation

By Elton Camp

Meg thinks Florida’s such a peach

With its white and sandy beach

And when away from the shore

For her to enjoy there’s even more

Walt Disney World is just so fine

Her favorite place to stand in line

The boggy swamps are all rife

With several types of wildlife

Of enormous snakes she’s heard

Mosquitoes big as a hummingbird

But of one type sign, Meg is a hater

Those that warn, “Beware of alligator”

She won’t be intimidated in that way

From the inviting water she won’t stay

An alligator, though, saw her first

At once proceeded to do his worst