Meg Can't Find the Scratch

 

Meg Can’t Find the Scratch

 

By Elton Camp

 

Meg had been married a short while

She was finding cooking quite a trial

 

Her husband, Jason, constantly howled,

“My Mom’s a better cook,” he growled

 

Her mother-in-law treated her with disdain

“I don’t know how long Sonny will remain.”

 

Both of them, her cooking did assail

But didn’t go into sufficient detail

 

Meg desperately went shopping one day

Finally, to a clerk, she proceeded to say:

 

“My inlaw’s cooking I can’t seem to match.

Because she made everything from scratch.”

 

“Please show me where it can be found

For I have searched this store all around.”

 


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The tribulations of a new bride
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