Lovella Gets Her Way

Lovella Gets Her Way

 

By Elton Camp



In the bathroom, Lovella angrily did frown

Her husband hadn’t left the toilet seat down



“I’d think you’d have more care than this.

Why don’t you lower the lid after you piss?”



Hubby responded, “There’s no reason I can see

Why you shouldn’t leave the seat up for me.”



“That just because you think that it’s fun

When I splash into the bowl of the john.”



“Then why don’t you look before you sit?”

That wouldn’t hurt you even a little bit.”



No logical answer could Lovella make

So ‘twas action to get her way she did take



Lovella firmly chained the seat to the floor

So that it could then be left up, nevermore



The next time after her husband had pissed

Lovella found that the bowl he had missed



But she again failed to look before she sat

But found it was wet immediately after that



She quickly took bolt cutters to the chain

She preferred that up the seat should remain




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Synopsis
The battle of the sexes over the toilet seat.
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