I Can't Believe I Keep Saying Stuff Like That

I Can’t Believe I Keep Saying Stuff Like That

 

By Elton Camp



I won’t have any trouble relating to the regular Joe

After all, I only have two hundred fifty million or so



Among the filthy rich, I am not even close to there

I’m only about one-fourth way to being a billionaire



NASCAR doesn’t really hold a lot of interest to me

But of couple of my friends own whole teams you see



Sometimes I forget & make some rather unwise cracks

Like saying that my wife drives a couple of Cadillacs



And when I said that it’s people that I like to fire

Looking back, I wish had, instead, substituted hire



But probably the worst that I have messed up yet

Was in offering to make a ten thousand buck bet



I mean not to speak of wealth, but can’t stick to it

Sometimes I wonder if it’s the devil made me do it



I surely do wish that to nobody it had occurred

That I am as rich as Thurston Howell the Third




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It just seems to slip out.
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