His Royal Hotness

His Royal Hotness

 

By Elton Camp

 

The Windsors for a formal shot posed

Smiling right friendly and composed

 

Prince Phillip in his best attire did dress

Elegantly clad was the good Queen Bess

 

Prince Charles with Camilla on his arm

She carried flowers and exuded charm

 

Prince William was dressed in good taste,

But his brother Harry his time didn't waste

 

As if of basic modesty he never had heard,

Harry came and posed naked as a jay bird

 

Phillip cleared his throat with indignation

The queen said, "You disrespect my station."

 

William spit out, "Wish I looked good as you."

Charles snorted, "Boy, better watch what you do."

 

Camilla look at Harry with a cunning leer

"Sonny, won't you come stand over here."

 

The bad pic, the tabloid were about to run

But learned with Photoshop someone had fun

 

In fact, this photo session never occurred

It's a phony story that you have just heard

 


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Prince Harry poses for a family photograph.
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