He Puts His Pants on One Leg at a Time

He Puts His Pants on One Leg at a Time

 

By Elton Camp



This is a flip expression that I’ve always hated

For to demean somebody’s success it is related



This bit of conventional wisdom is made known

Often about the president or a king on his throne



But for any ridiculers, I have a starling bit of news

Pants can go on two legs at the time if you choose



In my case, since first wearing pants I did begin

I stand them up and with both legs jump right in



Or flat on the floor a fellow could decide to lie

Raise legs, pull pants on both he could easily try



So you mockers, why not lay this old saying to rest

Men can put on their pants in the way they see best




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It's time to lay that tired old expression to rest.
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