Facebook's Missing Feature
Facebook’s Missing Feature
By Elton Camp
Facebook is pretty much fun to use
But I’d like another option to choose
Not clicking Like isn’t good enough
Give me another that’s more rough
A means that I can more easily say
I sure don’t see things in your way
A “Dislike” button I recommend
Used to rebuke an online “friend”
Make them think what they’re saying
When for a mangy dog they’re praying
Or they ask us all to promptly repost
Their sentiments that I hate the most
Multiple recipes posted every day
That on another site should stay
The thousandth picture of their child
That finally drives everyone wild
Another view of their idiot dog or cat
What would anyone care about that!
Facebook’s time would be well spent
To provide us with that little hint
Please give us a “Dislike” to click
Please see to this chore very quick