Facebook’s Missing Feature

By Elton Camp

Facebook is pretty much fun to use

But I’d like another option to choose

Not clicking Like isn’t good enough

Give me another that’s more rough

A means that I can more easily say

I sure don’t see things in your way

A “Dislike” button I recommend

Used to rebuke an online “friend”

Make them think what they’re saying

When for a mangy dog they’re praying

Or they ask us all to promptly repost

Their sentiments that I hate the most

Multiple recipes posted every day

That on another site should stay

The thousandth picture of their child

That finally drives everyone wild

Another view of their idiot dog or cat

What would anyone care about that!

Facebook’s time would be well spent

To provide us with that little hint

Please give us a “Dislike” to click

Please see to this chore very quick