A Rich, Racist White Man’s Lament

By Elton Camp

I can’t believe that fellow got it again

I thought sure that Romney would win

I surely can’t see any good reason why

The people would elect some black guy

There’s not a thing about him to praise

Why, our income tax he wants to raise

Universal health care he wants to see

The poor with coverage equal to me

And those fags he wants to let wed

He certainly must be out of his head

I suspect Donald Trump has a point

He was born in some African joint

An American citizen he can’t be

It’s an uppity foreigner that I see

I was so hoping he would take a lickin’

So W.H. won’t smell of  fried chicken

For four more years he will be able

To keep watermelon on its table

This turn of events I didn’t expect

And to them I strenuously object