A Man in the Ladies' Room

A Man in the Ladies’ Room

 

By Elton Camp



Roger was in a big hurry to pee

The sign on the door didn’t see



Finding no facility on the wall,

He went into the nearest stall



And then he got a big surprise

And his mistake he did realize



Two women entered yacking

He knew attention had been lacking



Roger waited for them both to go

But another woman came in, though



It seemed like some very bad dream

He didn’t want to hear them scream



The situation was already bad enough

Roger didn’t want his hands in a cuff



Finally, he could hear no more sound

So he opened the door & looked around



He held his breath & teeth did gnash

And for the exit made a mad dash



A mistake like that he’d not make again

But would read the sign before going in




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Synopsis
Next time he will check the sign more carefully.
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