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Member Name Greg Crites
Date of Birth 04/01/1908
Gender Male
Location Tennessee
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    • I was raised by itinerant vacuum salesman along the rim of the dustbowl territories in New Guinea. I grew up large and strong achieving some notoriety as a cattle wrestler. I then settled into an occupation as a wood tradesman and have been known to whittle entire oak trees down into a life-size replica of an acorn. These fetch upwards of ten dollars and can be seen inside display cases in finer truck stops across America.

        • I believe I am among the greatest living writers and would prefer you purchase my books. However, some credit must be attributed to my influences, so John Kennedy Toole, John D. MacDonald, Christopher Moore, Dan Jenkins, Carl Hiaason, Tim Dorsey, the usual suspects.

          OH! OH! OH! I just noticed while prowling the site that Jon Land is a member, so in a thinly-veiled attempt at, er, uh, sphincter-kissing I must add his name. I actually have Blood Diamond around here somewhere. Read it several months previous. I can't locate the book as it has been covered by several hundred more since then and is no doubt secreted as a foundation of the mighty wall of words surrounding my desk. A wall I trip over when going for coffee. Yet, I seem to remember a heroine plays a central role. Tara? It escapes me. I believe she or her reluctant partner were Mossad. Oh well, I remember it as an enjoyable read. Enough sphincter-kissing. I've groveled enough today. I'll purchase the new one and resume fawning later.


        • Sin City

        • AC/DC, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein

        • None. I don't own a television.

        • Frank Miller, Lobo, and the greatest comic of all time... Groo The Wanderer by Aragones.

        • Ogden nash

        • There hasn't been a good one since H.L. Mencken died.

        • www.veinarmor.com

        • Angus with AC/DC

        • "Cowardice asks the question: is it safe? Expediency asks the question: is it political? Vanity asks the question: is it popular? But conscience asks the question: is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor political, nor popular - but one must take it simply because it is right." Martin Luther King, Jr.

        • I'm 6'4", 220 pounds and love rum, redheads, and writing. (in pretty much any order)

        • I collect old vacuum cleaners.