Mis -adventures of the weird kind!
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Comedy
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Apr 08, 2010 09:54 AM
Introduction
I ran and I ran into...... what felt like oblivion then suddenly a door opens and POW! I hit it! smack! bang in the face! I get up laughing and crying and bleeding but still need to continue running. The reason im running is because the elfs are follwing me trying to get me....... I wake! with start! my lip is bleeding.. i look around the room it fades away again then reappears in magnificent magnification as if I was wearing glasses.
Man that acid i took last only a few hours ago is still haunting i knew it was a bad idea at the time why did i do this to myself? the acid in me is still haunting me..
I stand up then suddenly there is a knock at the door a loud thud! i fall over and crash into the wardrobe and then get tangled into the mess of clothes in the floor.
Then suddenly i fallover a body under the clothes it appears to be lifeless I freak out start screaming like a girl and run around the room knocking over the lamp crashing onto my desk and my pens and pencils go everywhere so does My Hunter s Thompson book 'fear and loathing' man i stop i start laughing as i pick up the 'Hunter' book man this is a trip hunter would have been proud of.....
The person who every it may be starts stirring and laughing lords knows why? I look at the person who i whole heartedly do not have any recolition of at all in horror I start to wonder if the person can read my mind.
Man it is my University days these are going to be wild and its only the beginning! I fall on the floor and embrace the lovely beauty who is laying on the floor next to me we fade into the relative covers of the pile of clothes that are the floor..............
Apr 19, 2015 07:19 PM
Entry #1
I lean in for a kiss, planting my wet lips on hers, but, wait, her face is dry and I pull back with a mouthful of feathers! I would think that those magnifying glasses would have let me see that this lovely beauty was the king size pillow on my bed! I'm beginning to be concerned because I can't tell anymore what is dream, flashback, trip, or reality. Ah well, anything is better than sleeping alone!
Aug 08, 2016 11:34 PM
Entry #2
There's feathers everywhere... all over me... oh my god I'm a chicken! What's going on? Where did all these feathers come from? And why do I want to eat eggs? I'm not a cannibal... feathers, feathers everywhere...soft downy feathers...soft angel feathers...Where's my angel?
Aug 08, 2016 11:35 PM
Entry #3
There's feathers everywhere... all over me... oh my god I'm a chicken! What's going on? Where did all these feathers come from? And why do I want to eat eggs? I'm not a cannibal... feathers, feathers everywhere...soft downy feathers...soft angel feathers...Where's my angel?